Breaking News!

New York Beer Found Alone in North Side Fridge.

A confidential source reports that an unidentified fridge located on the North Side has only one Rheingold beer left.

Two major beer suppliers do not import the Brooklyn, N.Y.-based beer.

A sales representative from Frank B. Fruhrer Wholesale Company beer distributors said although they currently do not stock the brand, there may be hope if market research supports potential Pittsburgh sales. West Mifflin-based A.M. Lutheran Distributors Inc. also does not carry the brand.

Penn Brewery could be heard screaming from its Troy Hill locale, "Holy cow, people. What's wrong with you." The remnants of a case of Penn Gold then viciously mocked and subsequently assaulted the solo Rheingold. A cap was lost in the scrum.

The fridge owners, whose friends smuggled in the beer from Connecticut last weekend, appeal to the public for help.