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April 16, 2008
Caption Contest
A Just Ducky Tours amphibious vehicle motors down North Avenue on the North Side yesterday morning in all its quacking splendor. Write a caption for the photo and you win nothing - just the satisfaction of being witty.
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"Crack, crack, crack."
Posted by: Andy | Apr 18, 2008 11:08:13 AM
"The novice Ducky Boat Navigator, unable to find a proper waterway in Pittsburgh to launch the "amphibibeast" attempts to appease his impatient passengers by launching into a river of semen at the local porn palace."
Posted by: joe | Apr 17, 2008 3:59:18 PM
Given to bouts of profound and unexplained sadness, disgruntled Just Ducky Tours employee Stan "Lefty" Kowolowitz took riders on one of his impromptu tours of former M2M public sex venues yesterday in defiance of company policy. A company spokesperson told us that Mr. Kowolowitz will be have to attend a mandatory existentialist philosophy course at nearby CCAC or be forced into early retirement.
Posted by: Greg | Apr 17, 2008 12:47:26 PM
"Hey kids, look to the right and see the extreme blight that has occurred while the neighborhood waits for imaginary bipolar manic investors to insert quirky bistro's, galleries and art space."
Posted by: Paul | Apr 17, 2008 10:46:27 AM
Caption: Yes folks until recently the Garden was "just F**ky."
Posted by: Michael | Apr 16, 2008 8:39:44 PM
The only vehicle able to make it through North Avenue potholes.
Posted by: pholly | Apr 16, 2008 6:14:16 PM
Since Just Ducky Tours is only into good clean fun, they were finally able to add the newly designated "historic" Garden Theatre to their tour of Pittsburgh's downtown and North Shore amenities.
Posted by: Cheryl | Apr 16, 2008 5:02:17 PM
Caption: "The armored MayorMobile cautiously makes its way through the North Side."
Posted by: MarkInTheDark | Apr 16, 2008 3:46:49 PM
Hmmmm...ok, let's head up to New Ken and see if the Dattola is still open then.
Posted by: MT | Apr 16, 2008 3:32:24 PM
Each spring, dozens of local adult cinema enthusiasts make a Ducky pilgrimage to the Garden, in solemn tribute to the theater's thirty-five glorious years of filthy good entertainment.
Posted by: E | Apr 16, 2008 2:46:18 PM
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