Psst, buddy...

Wanna buy a car? You do? Excellent. As it turns out, a Pittsburgh Dish staffer has a car he would very much like to sell. And what better way to introduce our new Classifieds Section then by hawking our own crap?

In this instance the car is a 1999 Nissan Sentra GXE with 65,000 miles (actually, a bit less but rounding is so much easier). Give up $5,250 and it's yours. For more information, see cars.com, online ad ID: 1318409. If'n the ad ain't up yet, wait 24 hours and it shall appear. Or, if you want to eliminate this whole part of the deal, email jmiksch@hotmail.com and we'll get down to brass tacks and such regarding a potential sale. It's a rather nice car. Really. Now, back to your regular programming.

Contact editor@pittsburghdish.com for classified ad rates. C'mon, we're cheap.